Blindfold-Bunny-Baby's Playhouse of Horror

2008-02-10T14:32:00.000-08:00

Blindfold Bunny Baby has ripped off Nickelback something rotten and written y'all some lyrics.

>The PI Song.

>If you don’t know the tune, listen to the radio for 10 minutes until ‘Rock Star’ comes on

>I'm through with submitting data

>Where it'll never get in
>It's like the bottom of the pile
>And I'm never gonna win
>This life hasn't turned out
>Quite the way I want it to be
>(Tell me what you want)
>
>I want a paper in Cell

>And not in the bin

>And an office I can play baseball in
>And a king size lab big enough
>For ten plus me
>(Yeah, so tell what you need)
>
>I'll need a.. a brand new grant that's got no limit
>And a big office with a sofa in it
>Gonna work on my laptop
>At thirty-seven thousand feet
>--(Been there done that)--
>
>I want a new PC full of old results
>And a reputation my students built

>Somewhere between Einstein and
>Darwin is fine for me
>(So how you gonna do it?)
>
>I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and rest
>I won’t cut my hair or change my vest
>
>[CHORUS]
>'Cause we all just wanna be big PIs
>And live in hilltop houses, driving GTIs
>Postdocs come easy and students come cheap
>They all stay skinny 'cause they just can't eat
>And we'll hang out in the conference bar
>With the organizers knowing who we are

>Every washed-up postdocs’s
>Gonna wind up there
>Every naïve student
>With their bleach blonde hair
>And well...

>Hey, hey, I wanna be a PI
>Hey, hey, I wanna be a PI
>
>I wanna be great like Watson without the race-row
>Hire eight secretaries that love to lose your CV
>Give a couple of seminars

>So I can eat my meals for free
>(I'll have the quesadilla, ha ha)
>
>I'm gonna dress my ass
>With the latest tweed
>Get a voice that makes your ears bleed

>Gonna date an ex-student that loves to
>Write my papers for me
>
>(So how you gonna do it?)
>
>I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and rest
>I'd won’t cut my hair or change my vest
>
>'Cause we all just wanna be big PIs
>And live in hilltop houses, driving GTIs
>Postdocs come easy and students come cheap
>They all stay skinny 'cause they just can't eat
>And we'll hang out in the conference bar
>With the organizers knowing who we are

>Every washed-up postdocs’s
>Gonna wind up there
>Every naïve student
>With their bleach blonde hair
>And well...

>And we'll hide out in the senior rooms
>With the latest dictionary of
>Science Who's Who
>Students get you anything
>with that evil smile
>All your postdocs got
>Sigma on speed dial, well
>Hey, hey, I wanna be a PI

>I'm gonna write you memos
>That offend the censors
>Make you pop your pills
>From a Pez dispenser
>
>Get desperate postdocs doing all my teaching
>Get my tenure while they do my preaching
>
>'Cause we all just wanna be big PIs
>And live in hilltop houses, driving GTIs
>Postdocs come easy and students come cheap
>They all stay skinny 'cause they just can't eat
>And we'll hang out in the conference bar
>With the organizers knowing who we are

>Every washed-up postdocs’s
>Gonna wind up there
>Every naïve student
>With their bleach blonde hair

>And we'll hide out in the senior rooms
>With the latest dictionary of
>Science Who's Who
>Students get you anything
>with that evil smile
>All your postdocs got
>Sigma on speed dial, well
>

>Hey, hey, I wanna be a PI

Update: Blindfold baby Bunny has found a related post HERE.

The family is growing

2007-12-17T15:48:00.001-08:00

It's very disturbing. Should I thank my benefactor? Probably.

They're breeding like bunnies

2007-07-04T08:31:00.000-07:00

Thanks Jeff... I think

2007-01-11T00:36:00.000-08:00

BLINDFOLD BUNNY-BABY IS WATCHING YOU

WAR IS PEACE

FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

Blindfold Bunny-baby is at war with East Asia. Blindfold Bunny-baby has always been at war with East Asia. You think you remember that not two weeks ago, Blindfold Bunny-baby was at war with Eurasia, but that is because you are insane. Blindfold-bunny Baby has never been blindfolded. Blindfold Bunny-baby is here to cure you.

The Bunny that controls the past controls the future. The Bunny that controls the present controls the past.

There is no love, except love of Blindfold Bunny-baby.

Scary Doggy 2

2006-12-05T14:31:00.000-08:00

Apparently this one is quite friendly when you get to know him

Sorry Bunny

2006-11-24T14:56:00.000-08:00

It's a very special bunny that can take on the family dog and win. I'm sorry bunny, you just weren't special enough. i should have listened to Blanche.

The man in the shop swore we were buying two girls

2006-11-23T14:14:00.000-08:00

Bad bunny!!!

2006-11-23T13:45:00.001-08:00

Your faithful companion

2006-11-23T13:38:00.000-08:00

To be honest, I wouldn't trust THIS Tonto to be faithful at all.

Procrastination is not a crime

2006-11-22T14:37:00.000-08:00

How creepy is this?

When the students ask tomorrow why their lecture on eye evolution is so shoddily prepared... THIS is their answer.

Imitations beware!

2006-11-21T14:52:00.000-08:00

Our bunnies have hell-hound bodyguards, whereas others only have Michael Jackson to defend them

More bunnies. Sinister rating 4.5

2006-11-19T15:41:00.000-08:00

Look out...

2006-11-18T07:20:00.000-08:00

...she's coming

A very disturbing trend....

2006-11-17T12:20:00.000-08:00

Holy Watership Down, Batman! Blindfold-bunny-baby has a rival for the attention of the blogosphere. If further proof were needed that Bunny-baby is evil, destroys lives and deserves to be blindfolded, THIS is it.

Blindfold-bunny-baby is incensed by the escalation in the sense of humor stakes, and has gone all sinister on me.

Don't just watch the blindfold bunny....

2006-11-14T14:37:00.000-08:00

BE the blindfold bunny. See here

.... and then breed like one. There are 499 available, so form an orderly queue and we'll all get one. Oeerrr.

The Secret Society of Blindfold Bunny-babies

2006-11-09T14:40:00.000-08:00

By our bunnies thou shalt know us - I found this one here

Whiteboard

2006-11-06T14:13:00.000-08:00

Blindfold Bunny-baby was inordinately amused by the state our lab whiteboard has gotten into. In particular, note the 'Great pH meter debate' (start at the top left of the circle with Zoe's note).

Note to lab. Blindfold Bunny-baby has checked the pH meter, and it's working fine. Just keep going.

Bunny-baby, a weekend warrior

2006-11-05T14:58:00.000-08:00

I pretty much assumed that, because when I get to work on a Monday bunny-baby is in more or less the same place as she was on Friday evening, she didn't get up to much at weekends. Maybe if I had a more suspicious mind I might have questioned the old boarding cards, false passports etc she scattered around, and the webfilter warnings I kept getting from IT. I'd also assumed that the rumours about inviting Michael Jackson into her bed for a platonic cuddle were untrue. Then this morning I get THIS. Someone please tell me this is a fake?

Chairman Bunny's Thought of the Day

2006-11-02T14:57:00.000-08:00

The oppressed bunnies and nations of babies dressed like bunnies must not pin their hopes for liberation on the 'sensibleness' of imperialism and its lackeys. They will only triumph by strengthening their unities and perservering in their struggle.
BUNNY-BABIES OF ALL COUNTRIES UNITE!

A new day....

2006-10-31T14:47:00.000-08:00

... and I had kind-of hoped that Blindfold-Bunny-Baby had forgiven me. How wrong I was. Look what I found when I got to the office.

Still, at least the City of Aberdeen has taken her to its heart. Some sort of community integration thing for sinister bunnies.

I guess this just about wraps it up for Easter

2006-10-30T15:50:00.000-08:00

The bunny ice-cream wars just turned nasty

It's just a cry for help

2006-10-30T13:29:00.000-08:00

I found Blindfold-Bunny-baby like this this morning. I checked her previous owners, and this happens all the time. It's another Halloween cry for help.

Anyway, I told her she could have her own blog, and she got out of the bag.