About Me
- Name: Martin
- Location: Newtonhill, near Aberdeen, United Kingdom
My name is Martin. I have one wife, Diane, who drinks wine. Between us, we have two children who eat money and are old enough to read now... so I have to say what joyful and fulfilling darlings they are! Don't be fooled, I'm much less boorish and opinionated than you'd think.
3 Comments:
At 3:35 PM,
jbaker said…
Horse chestnuts! Shine those babies up, drill a hole and lets have a game of Conkers!
http://tinyurl.com/c0lu
And then a little Mumbleypeg?
http://tinyurl.com/egel
At 12:37 PM,
Harry said…
Hi Martin,
What we can't see in that pic of Blindfold Bunny Baby is that the word continues off screen, and is, in fact 'DIET', not 'DIE'. BBB is merely concerned that you may have put some weight on lately, and is encouraging you to lose this for the sake of your health.
That, or the sadistic little freak wants you dead!
H
At 3:37 PM,
Martin said…
BBB is merely concerned that you may have put some weight on lately, and is encouraging you to lose this for the sake of your health.
hmmm, BBB may have a point. Or at least she has to sit there all day watching me scoff vending machine sweets. Fortunately I have the metabolism of a Pigmy Shrew and need to eat constantly just to stay alive, but I can understand her concern.
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