Bunny-baby, a weekend warrior

I pretty much assumed that, because when I get to work on a Monday bunny-baby is in more or less the same place as she was on Friday evening, she didn't get up to much at weekends. Maybe if I had a more suspicious mind I might have questioned the old boarding cards, false passports etc she scattered around, and the webfilter warnings I kept getting from IT. I'd also assumed that the rumours about inviting Michael Jackson into her bed for a platonic cuddle were untrue. Then this morning I get THIS. Someone please tell me this is a fake?