About Me
- Name: Martin
- Location: Newtonhill, near Aberdeen, United Kingdom
My name is Martin. I have one wife, Diane, who drinks wine. Between us, we have two children who eat money and are old enough to read now... so I have to say what joyful and fulfilling darlings they are! Don't be fooled, I'm much less boorish and opinionated than you'd think.
4 Comments:
At 7:17 AM,
Harry said…
I wouldn't trust that masked man either, seen burglars wearing masks like that!
H
At 3:03 PM,
Martin said…
You'd think they'd be easy to catch. Policeman walks into the Dog and Hound at lunchtime and lifts the guy with the mask and the stripy jumper. And yet detection rates are falling....
At 3:58 AM,
Harry said…
Yeah, there were probably too many complaints from the French Embassy, as ill-informed policemen happily arrested innocent Frenchmen due to their similarly stripy jumpers...the strings of onions and garlic, beret and comdey 'tache aren't always easy to see....
H
At 7:42 PM,
jbaker said…
Am I the only one that finds Harry's "Zodiac Year" an interesting addition to this blog?
And leave the French alone. Without them nobody would like Jerry Lewis.
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