- Name: Martin
- Location: Newtonhill, near Aberdeen, United Kingdom
My name is Martin. I have one wife, Diane, who drinks wine. Between us, we have two children who eat money and are old enough to read now... so I have to say what joyful and fulfilling darlings they are! Don't be fooled, I'm much less boorish and opinionated than you'd think.
- Sorry Bunny
- The man in the shop *swore* we were buying two gir...
- Bad bunny!!!
- Your faithful companion
- Procrastination is not a crime
- Imitations beware!
- More bunnies. Sinister rating 4.5
- Look out...
- A very disturbing trend....
- Don't just watch the blindfold bunny....